Hey guys, this post is written by a friend who wishes to remain anonymous against my advice to publish under his own name.
I accidentally discovered something once.
There’s no better place than a car dealership if you’re feeling a bit down about yourself.
How do you deal with a breakup? A few years ago, I’d just broken up with my girlfriend and was feeling pretty shitty about myself. In between my thoughts of self pity, I decided to buy myself a car – and that’s when I made the discovery.
The dealership was nearby and I was warmly welcomed. The salesman shook my hand, offered me coffee, asked me questions about myself and for some reason, everything I said seemed to be incredibly interesting or hilarious to him.
This is a satire of the type of responses you sometimes hear from clients when working at an agency, and is a collaboration of some awesome people on Reddit, who request to remain anonymous. The views expressed in this post absolutely do not reflect a particular agency or client.
Hi, we’re about to launch your campaign. We just have a quick question for you. What time is it on your office wall clock?
Over at the Content Marketing Institute blog, I examine the idea of using your employees as an untapped marketing resource to aid in SEO and Content Marketing by devising a system where they help contribute to link building and content creation efforts. It’s all about incentive. Read about it here.